ready to plummet down into everything i am and everything i do? follow the twisted staircase down... but watch the ceilings, they're really low at points. it's a bit dark, a bit tiresome at times. not at all welcoming. it's frightening even. maybe even a bit dusty. prone to cause allergic reactions to some. don't be scared, though. you're here for a reason. how did you get here? do you want to find me? make me laugh. say you actually care. but remember, this is not about you. you are just a bystander. this is about me. about finding out who i am and where i have been, under every countless facade that i have ever put up. if you are intrigued, read me. if you aren't, don't start. my words will swallow you whole, if you let them... p.s. if you feel compelled to insult me, please keep this in mind the worse you abuse me the more i laugh. and don't act at all surprised if i post it on my web page, so i can publically ridicule you.